![]() Getting sex from the girlfriend wasn’t a difficult trick, although, as usual, it wasn’t quite as easy as I would have liked. ![]() Whatever the case, it seemed to me that my first order of business would be to have sex with my girlfriend, and then get her to pay me for said sex. “Boyfriends” may be overstating the case they mainly seemed to just occasionally visit her every few months in order to score an easy lay. Two of Washingtonienne’s sex partners were semi-boyfriends she’d already known for years. I had to take care of the easy ones first. So I’ll take this one specified amount - four bills - as my target.Ĭould I do it? Read the Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Journal and find out. Washingtonienne doesn’t specify how much money, all told, she received in “gifts” from various married men, but she does say that one guy gave her $400 for anal sex. Generally stuff involving my ass, in other words, or preferably someone else’s ass.Īnd lastly– this is the tricky part– I’d have to get paid for it. I’d have to have sex with at least six (6) people in a relatively short span of time.įurthermore, the sex would have to be deviant, at least most of the time, tending towards spanking and anal sex. To snag my book deal, I’d have to match Washingtonienne in terms of getting semi-anonymous sex from near-strangers. So here was my plan: For the past four weeks, I’ve attempted to live the Washingtonienne lifestyle. She works in a low-paying dead-end government job I know people who work in low-paying dead end government jobs. If this useless, semi-retarded butt-slut can get famous from having a couple of tawdry sexual encounters with semi-anonymous sexual partners, why can’t Ace of Spades? You can probably see where this is going. She’s already gotten linked by Instapundit, damn her. The upshot? Thanks to Wonkette’s tireless self-promotion over this very minor “sex scandal,” she’s now the talk of the town (see third item).Īnd she’ll probably get a book deal out of this. Once her actual name was outed, she was fired from her job. She also says she was paid numerous times for sex, although she’s now backpedaling from that claim, stating instead that the men who dorked her up the keister gave her a money just as “a gift.” Her brief “dates'” usually consisted of someone spending $60 bucks to get her drunk at TGIFriday’s, or else were simply cases of running to someone’s apartment at lunch-time for a quick and dirty one. Lots of anal sex, it turns out, which must have endeared her to Wonkette. These activities included having lots of sex with low-level goverment bureaucrats and interns. She began a nothing little semi-literate blog in which she recounted her various whore activities. The facts are these: Washingtonienne is a 24-year-old-going-on-59 Staff Assistant - or “Staff Ass,” as she Wonkette-ishly calls it - to Senator Mike DeWine.
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